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Note from my doctor..
Midlife crisis? Midlife crisis? Hoss, look at it this way: by the time you're 80, the average life expectancy is probably going to be around 150, which means that your life-mid is around 75. Which means that you've got about 30 more years to go before you can start talking about midlife crises.
No, from the sound of it, I think--as your doctor--that you've got Reticulated Colon Syndrome, also known as Dick Cheney Disease. It happens whenever there's a Dick Cheney in the White House. Symptoms include lassitude, assitude, frassitude, and dude-itood.
Che, you are one of the most grounded, giving, affirming honchos I've ever had the pleasure to steal a wallet from, and I think at 43 or whatever the hell you are you've gone farther, done more, and become more righteous than 97% of the headline-grabbing pantywaist asshats tooling around in their Porsches with their peroxide-odured bimbette trophy wives. If you're not a skinny, 22-year-old rock star millionaire, so what? Girls will never love you for what you aren't--that's why we keep shallow prettyboy fuckwads on retainer--but they will for what you are. So buck up, man, grab your axe and wail, and wait for the groupies to start lining up for their AARP discounts.
Che, you are one of the most grounded, giving, affirming honchos I've ever had the pleasure to steal a wallet from, and I think at 43 or whatever the hell you are you've gone farther, done more, and become more righteous than 97% of the headline-grabbing pantywaist asshats tooling around in their Porsches with their peroxide-odured bimbette trophy wives. If you're not a skinny, 22-year-old rock star millionaire, so what? Girls will never love you for what you aren't--that's why we keep shallow prettyboy fuckwads on retainer--but they will for what you are. So buck up, man, grab your axe and wail, and wait for the groupies to start lining up for their AARP discounts.
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